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Photoshop Fanboyism

January 6th, 2009

As a web developer I can really appreciate a well designed website (very much unlike this one). The drawing tools available have made it possible for creative minds to invent some very attractive designs.

Unfortunately some of these tools allow even the most colorblind web junkies to feel like an artist. Adobe Photoshop, in particular, is especially guilty of this. Evaluating the name Photoshop clearly indicates that it is meant for editing photos. Sure, you can make some slick designs if you’ve got a creative edge in you. The ones that missed the talent bus are particularly skilled at using the Filter menu. Yes, you are now an abstract artist thanks to the Gaussian Blur tool. Congratulations.

If only there were a tool that didn’t allow such easy manipulation. You know, something that forced you to make a shape or two before letting the Filter menu spoon feed you creativity. Unless you’re a mental midget, there’s really no need to pick the low hanging fruit on this one.

A better idea would probably be to try out some drawing programs such as Adobe Illustrator as opposed to the painting (like paint by numbers) programs such as Photoshop. They will force you to make lines and shapes and designs. You’ll be starting from scratch instead of enhancing a preconceived piece of art. The nice thing about drawing programs is that they generate vector graphics instead of bitmaps. The difference is that vector graphics are mathematically derived using lines and color fills whereas bitmap graphics are calculated on a per-pixel basis. The vector graphics can be resized indefinitely without distortion while the bitmaps are constrained to each pixel relying on its neighbor to help define its identity.

Out of the few things I learned from high school art class, and I stress few, was the most important distinction between art and crap is detail. Well, no shit. But what I really mean is that you can add things to a picture and enhance it or you can add things to a picture and degrade it. Remember the old saying, “Garbage in, garbage out!” Details are what will enhance it and clutter will degrade it. A lot of people confuse details with small things placed randomly throughout the picture. No, details aren’t just small things. They are there to make what’s already there better. They are the icing on the cake so to speak. They are the buttons on the coat. They are the… details! Generally they should make people notice that something is different but not be able to put their finger on it.

An interesting way to illustrate this concept is to imagine an abstract scene of shapes and lines. It does not have to represent anything other than art. It is abstract after all. If you told someone to add something to the image they would either add another object to the image or they would add detail to an object already on the image. Which one do you think would be better? Usually adding detail will be the wiser decision. It may seem obvious but you would be surprised how many times I saw the poor choice taking place. When you use Photoshop you seem to end up with more filtered images with less detail. Good artists know what they are doing but the larger majority do not.

Look at it this way, if you’re trying to, uh, illustrate something such as a logo, layout, or icon you will probably want to use Illustrator. If you would rather remove the red-eye from the photo of your kitty, Mrs. Buttersworth, than you will definitely want to use Photoshop.

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    GTalk Won’t Stop Blinking

    December 2nd, 2008

    GTalk pisses me off because it won’t stop blinking. I decided to go complain on the internet because nobody in “real life” gives a hoot.

    If you don’t know what Gtalk is, you can find it in your Google email account on the sidebar where it says “chat” (yes, very tricky). It’s really useful because it incorporates AIM into it so I can chat online with babes all day without ever needing to open an application — well, other than Firefox. The titlebar (or tab) of the browser blinks when you receive a new message. This feature is very handy so you don’t forget about your chat windows or you don’t waste precious time checking the tab or window every 13 seconds.

    The issue at hand is the fact that the window or tab also blinks when you’ve already read your most recent messages. It sort of dilutes the usefulness of the original feature. Sadly, this hasn’t been fixed yet and it’s a bit depressing. The chat works very nicely other than that.

    Google, you’re an embryonic rockabilly polkadotted fighter pilot! Silly Google!

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    Give Me Freedom or Give Me Tabs

    November 28th, 2008

    While it’s practically overkill to complain about anything in regards to Microsoft, sometimes it’s very therapeutic. So here we go.

    Although there were a lot of the new improvements that Microsoft Office 2007 offered when it was first released, the biggest possible change they could have made is still completely and utterly missing in action. Not even a nod in the right direction to give us hopes for the future or anything. It is nothing more than absolute disappointment.

    What feature do I speak of, you may ask? Tabs! Tabs for heaven’s sake! Would it seriously be that hard to implement, Microsoft? Perhaps try replacing a pointless Internet Explorer task with this one because only God truly knows how much you’ve rewritten the rules of web development in the past decade. Seriously — come on!

    I don’t know about you but personally, I always have a boat-load of different Office windows open. Each of them is for a different use. I don’t do this because I’m an idiot and have problems closing things, nor am I a window hoarder. No, I need to have each of these documents open throughout the day — I seriously do. It’s directly related to what I do for a living, if you must know. A tab system would make my life exponentially more organized and efficient.

    Come on, Microsoft! No one cares that you spend your days creating extra avatars to replace Clippy, the least used aspect of Office. It’s Microsoft Office! If you can manage to use Clippy then you’ve mastered some of the deepest secrets of the big-O. If you don’t know how to use it by now then there is just no hope for you anyway.

    Give me FREEDOM or give me TABS!

    I don’t think it’s too much to ask. If anything, the transition would give Microsoft Office a leaping advantage over Open Office, not that it’s much of a rivalry. Sometimes I am under the presumption that more profit is not in Microsoft’s business plan. I probably shouldn’t try to make sense of a mega-corporation’s actions because then I’ve already lost. There’s absolutely no way for us mortals to understand why they do some of the things they do. If you do manage to figure it out, your head is bound to explode soon thereafter leaving a mess that even Microsoft can’t clean up. Speaking of which, I need some asperin.

    I suppose it’s not even worth it. They probably knew exactly what they were doing all along and will release tabs in the next version, just as Bill planned back in 1963. Petition anyone? No? Going overboard? Fine, I’m going to eat some leftover turkey to drown my sorrows away. Here’s to you, Microsoft.

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