Blockbuster Sucks My Tits
Renting DVDs is the biggest crock of shit on the face of this planet. Not only is it a fat pain in my ass to go warm up my car in the evening, waste time browsing around an old, shitty selection, and finally end up at home with a scratched disc that does nothing but play the previews and skip every 3 seconds, but it’s a really good way to burn away my hard earned profits from selling drugs and hookers.
But really, what a goddamn waste of my time when I go rent five movies only to find out two of them have craters in them making them comparable at a distance to the man in the moon. Your business might do better if it didn’t rely on the ability of actually reading data off of those pieces of shit you rent off as movies. Movies? Now they’re my coffee coasters. What a joke.
This day in age you’re better off going to http://x264.me and downloading the movies at a higher quality, freer price, no hassle, and you get to save it and watch it any damn time you please. If you’re not into waiting an hour or two for the download or you’d rather not risk the trial with the MPAA you still have better options than that shitbag Blockbuster.
I hear Netflix is pretty good. They won’t bust yours like Blockbuster Ballbuster will. Oh, and it’s cheaper and you can actually watch the fucking videos. Way to go. What a fucking concept for a business model. Blockbuster obviously forgot to think about ensuring their customers actually got to see the movies. Or maybe they intended on renting you a worthless piece of plastic. Who knows. Sometimes I think their real profit comes from pissing me off.
Fuck… FUCK!
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